*logs in to Tumblr*
*sees happy things*
Want some webbing?
It aint gonna suck itself!
Still cant believe this guy was the voice of #nemo
I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade
i’m fucking crying
his face is terrifying
CHEESEITS CHEESEITS CHEESEITS
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
This actually helps so much right now.
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I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH
living the dream